HERE IT IIIIISSSS!

After much anticipation....contemplation....encouragement....and downright coersion......ya girl has started a blog! This site will be my consistent outlet of the random thoughts and/or REactions that fire off in my brain on a daily basis! Updating my Facebook status from time to time allowed me to share such material but in a very limited manner. I can't tell you how many times I had to delete and 'post' after finding out that my status exceeded the '458 character' limit! So to 458 characters I say SUCK IT! :) Mama's never been fond of limitations!

Lemme say right now that I apologize in advance for all laughter followed by an aggressive 'snort,' all coffee and/or juice spat out onto your computer monitor, all slight trickles of pee and/or flatulence that may escape due to sudden laughter, and all smudges to eye liner and/or mascara due to tearing up :).....not you, you may be thinking!?! Just keep checkin in on ya girl ;) "Life for me ain't been no crystal stair" and Random REactions will begin to frame for you the adventure that is my life! So what will I be talking about....*refer back to blog title....any and everything is fair game on this blog! As a single gal, I've gotta bring you some of my dating sagas cuz I couldn't make this shit up if I tried......as creative as I am!?! Pop culture is outta control on the daily so I gotta weigh in! Politics.....religion....humanity....education....hair....corn pads....wet ones, pistachio nuts.....who knows what I may be on on any given day! Also, my INFAMOUS reactions to various award shows, cable television specials, movies, and after school specials involving people of color will continue via this blog. And believe you-me.....you ain't seen/read nothin yet!!! I'll also be taking suggestions of topics that you may be curious as to how I feel about them.

I wanna thank everyone who has ever encouraged me to write a blog....or even a book for that matter :).....to become a stand up comedian....to be on 'mute' for the next 30 minutes....to 'fight myself'.....to 'stop trying to kill them with laughter'....to 'get the fuck outta here'....to 'start taping vids for youtube'....to keep cussin, to 'say it wit my chest'....and everything in between!!!! THANK YOU for that constant motivation (sit cho ass down Kelly) and acknowledgement that I am not the only one feeling this way as denoted by that sparkle in your eyes when you roll them at me ;) Kristin Gentry, Tracey McLeod, Charman Goodwin, Tanisha Jennings, Jazminia Griffith, Holly Smith, DaNet Henderson, Sarah Henderson, Vanessa Debrew, Morgan Dye, Pam Phayme, Natasha Dumerville, Kim Turner, Shavalyea Gilbert, Jetheda Hernandez, Johnelle Brown, LaQuesha Foster, Katrina Cheatham, Dana Broadnax, Tricia Ranel, Jamie Fleece, TeCarla Moore, Melita Mitchell, Chene Olgar, Kea Alexander, Tiffany Hill, Candace Doby, Nicole Sanders.....and sooooo many others who've shared in the fellowship of laughter with me on numerous occasions.....this blog is for US! 'Brooklyn, we did it!' -B.I.G.