Raise Your Hand If....

Welcome to the "Raise Your Hand If...." segment of the blog! This segment will always feature bulleted thoughts to which I'm asking YOU to 'raise your hand if' you agree with what I'm saying. Every now & again....I like to do things niiice....and eeeeasy :) So think of this segment as my attempt to informally 'poll' the masses.

So why raising your hand, you may wonder? Well, to me, raising your hand is symbolic of the way in which you would raise your hand to subsequently slap a ho down cuz she's/he's clearly 'out of pocket!' OR One may raise his/her hand to slap a ho out of excitement or aggressive encouragement! *DISCLAIMER: if you have not clarified your intention to the ho you're slapping, it is quite possible to consider that bridge burned post-hand-to-face contact. So you decide why you're raising your hand while I provide the food for thought!

So without further or do, just a few things on my mind these days....so raise your hand if....

• You just knew Fantasia was gon pop up preggers by ole boy! (ummhmm)
• You would LOVE to hang out with Tami from BB Wives...long as you on her good side, let's get it crack-a-lackin T Murdaaaaa! *cue Ja Rule circa '99-'01
• You believe that Lisa Raye is simply playing 'Lisa Raye' on Single Ladies *Kanye shrug*
• You want Suzie from BB Wives to get her finger outta her booty and at least LEASE a clue (she may not wanna keep it!)
• You can appreciate your own personal packet of oyster crackers with your cup o' soup vs. 2 regular saltines....#ohufancyhuh
• You wanna see Nicki Minaj & Lil Kim just freestyle battle it out and get it over with!
• You would like to see Sarah Palin compete in a Black History Month edition Jeopardy competition held at the Apollo Theatre on amateur night....and for whatever reason concealed weapons are permitted in the theatre that evening

I'm just getting warmed up people! To be continued......PEACE.