2012 has started off with a bang and overall, I'm pretty effin happy with the way the year has rolled out! I've got big plans for this year including more traveling, making significant strides with my writing, and just continuing to be the best RE that I can be! So of course along the way theres's gonna be times when I just need to outwardly express some of my thought processes and shit that just out right gets on my nerves....so that I can continue to let HIM use me ;) Thas right I said it and you just read it correctly!?! Anyhoo, the following 'accounts' will be random....yep, thas all I got....LEGO!
Chris Brown
Dear Brotha Brown,
As a human being, you are indeed allowed to fuck up royally in this beautiful nightmare called life. Whoopin RihRih down like a purse snatcher was pretty horrible and in a category of fuckery all by itself. But let's be clear....everyone falls short and deserves a chance to redeem themselves. That may have been your first major life mistake but it probably won't be your last. The key is to simply 'do betta.' Now that I got dat 'big pic' humanity shit out the way.....lemme now go into my urge to set his pop lockin red ass on fire!?! LETS BE CLEAR.....if 'the world' was "out to get you" Chris, you would never even be allowed back to attend the Grammy's let alone to perform (not once, but twice) THEN you actually win a Grammy in a category over Artists like Ledisi & Kelly Price (not the biggest Kelly fan, but her first album got me through a few occassions & her voice is undeniable)!?! See where I'm going with this? If anything, 'the world' has conspired to give you multiple chances to redeem yourself yet in the face of the slightest opposition, you take it upon yourself to promptly commence to talkin shit cuz the lil gold plate at the bottom of a Grammy has your punk ass name etched in it. TOO SOON CHRIS! Rihanna still got scar tissue forming on her damn 'five-head' and now it's the ultimate taboo to say anything bad about Chris Brown cuz you been picking up litter on the side of the road and cleanning grafitti off bridges and overpasses! PUH-LEEZE! A.) You need to get used to the fact that a decision you made secured you're life appetizer of humble pie until whenever.... B.) You can't tell others how to view you or what to say about you....all you can do (if you are genuinely sorry and have really learned from your 'mistake') is be betta...eventually, folk will have no choice but to respect you for your actions....not words, but actions. C.) What you will NOT do is now pop off at the mouth with some axe to grind cuz someone said 'you suck!'....Shit if that's how they feel, how you think they feel now that you've said their mama got one leg and a kick stand!?! Fall back, keep makin ur lil push pop songs with overtly sexual inuendo that are surely contributing to the new cases of HPV being detected in middle-high school aged girls, and just be happy you still have a means to collect some significant checks....cuz no one gives a fuck that you don't like that we don't give a fuck!?!
Now who run it!?!
Straight No Chaser
Oprah's OWN
Slowly but surely, I'm slipping into a love coma with OWN. At first I experienced significant bitterfication at the fact that OWN launched and we were about a month in and The Women of Brewster Place had not aired. In my mind, that just seemed like something I would surely be able to catch on that network at any given moment (alone with The Color Purple of course). But after I got over 'my vision' for OWN and began to embrace the programming that is actually present, I discovered some jewels of knowlege and pearls of wisdom each time I took the time to be engaged! Oprah's Life Class is a series that is damn near life changing. I can't even recall the number of times I've watched one of these episodes and cried like a preemie in a basket on a doorstep!?! Such thought provoking conversations and questions. You are seriously doing yourself an injustice to not watch this show. Oprah's Master Class is another series that packs a powerful 'punch' as she profiles the lives and accomplishments of extraordinary individuals that' sure to inspire and energize you to do whatever it is you want to do. As I watched Oprah's Oscar Special last evening where she sat down with Jonah Hill (Money Ball), Viola Davis, and Octavia Spencer (The Help) to talk with them about their recent nominations. I found myself in awe of Viola Davis as she spoke her truth to Oprah's questions. I'm a very passionate and opinionated person (even as a little person, I liked ish in a certain way and that's the way it was.....the fuck you mean ain't no cheese on this sandwich!?!....I digress...) so as I watched and listened to Viola speak and interact with Oprah I was mesmerized by the intensity with which she answered the questions. I believed her, you know? So needless to say, she's officially been added to my ever growing list of sheroes :) OWN: get into it ASAP!
The Game....
Sucks ass chips & fart dust.
Brandy & Monica's New Song
This is like re-hashing the beef between JJ Fad & Salt N Pepa...it's over, the appeal and motivation to give a shit is gone. Go book Jumpin Joeys for da babies & order some nachos!
TI & Tiny
While Tiny seems like a cool chick...even fun to be around, I can't ignore that her face makes me want to close my eyes so tight that they hurt and begin to water. #realtalk God bless you TI. And lil King needs his backporch dusted off and turnt all shades of red! Take dat ass in the bathroom and you know the rest....
New Food Obsession!!!
I visited one of my favorite stores in the world a couple of nights ago, Trader Joes, and decided I wanted to try something 'new.' I have a very eclectic palate that appreciates spice and other non-traditional delicacies such as avocado, edomame, and pickled beets (LOOOOOVE THOSE!). Trader Joes never lets me down to give me something new and different to try! A couple of days ago, I was browsing there and stumbled upon some dark chocolate covered edomame. Talk about 'feelin like breakdancing!?!' I'm totally in love with this pretty nutritious snack and have been munching ever since. I also picked up some beet & purple carrot juice that I've been throwin back like 'Lil Hugs'....don't act like you don't know what a lil hug is *lips to the side :) So yes, these two newly found pieces of 'aaaahh...and sho you right' will definitely continue to make their way into my cupboards! Trader Joes: get into it ASAP!
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